The Apes Flying Poo Open
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6/14/25
Alright, listen up, you magnificent primates of strategic genius! The moment has finally arrived - the digital doo-doo is about to hit the fan, because the sign-ups for the inaugural Apes Flying Poo tournament are officially CLOSED! Thats right, weve got a full roster of 36 brave (and slightly unhinged) souls ready to hurl their intellectual waste at each other in a battle of wits thats anything but typical. competition so thick, youll be wading through it up to your eyeballs, ensuring maximum participants are still in the poo-sition for the finals until the very last moment of Week 5. Prepare for a journey so thrilling, itll make your gut churn with anticipation!
These arent just fresh games, theyre so fresh, they might just be a little squishy underfoot. So, tighten your grip, ready your aim, and lets get this poo-nami of strategy started!
(No real POO was used in the making of this announcement)
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